Funny SMS / Text Messages

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
.
.
.
And
.
.
Doesn't exists :p

Clappinggg!!

A man was telling his neighbor,
I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
but it's state of the art. It's perfect.

Really, answered the neighbor .
What kind is it?
MAN:Twelve thirty.

When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs

When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki

When a girl smiles
She is considered cute
When a boy smiles
He is flirt

Still people say
This is men's world

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life's Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I've 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye‚¦.