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Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P
- Imagination is more important than knowledge
- U might b sleeping ... good night
- At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping
- Caught sleeping together
- Sleepy msg for a sleepy person
- Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
- A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
- What is my age?
- Teacher And A Student
- My name is Sunlight.
- What happened in 1869?
- The world's best teacher
- Thanks for being my teacher
- What we get on 15th August?
- Height of Good Luck ...!
- Question by a student !!
- James bond and a dog
- Tell me where is God
- I love you & You love your daughter
- Y r u praying in classroom?
- Ladki ko mirgi ka attack
- Students r not cheaters
- At ur age hitler commited suicide
- Impact of Movies
- Principal shock, student rocks
- Graduation speech (Funny)
- Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward
- Every Teacher Teach To Love Nation on Republic Day
- 10 marks in an exam
- Students Vs Teachers!
- **...PROBLEM & CHALLENGE...**
- Altered definitions of student life
- Santa & Mathematical conversion
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. (Albert Einstein)
U might b sleeping U might b awake there's a feeling i just cant shake... I know deep inside this feeling is right the uncontrolable urge 2 say.... GoOdNiGhT!
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping, 2.3 Millions are falling in Love, 4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS ... Good Night!!!
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class Think +ve:)
sleepy msg for a sleepy person from a sleepy friend for a sleepy reason at a sleepy time on the sleepy day in a sleepy mood to say please sleep "good night"
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field" Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!
Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Teachers Day The way you teach... The knowledge you share... The care you take... The love you shower.. Makes you... The world's best teacher... Happy Teacher's Day!
Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being my teacher. Happy Teachers Day
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday
Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!" The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA..!!!" "PAGAL KUTTA...!!"
Teacher: If u tel me where is God? I'l reward u 100 rupees. Student: but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah. Teacher: y r u praying in classroom? Boy: Mom advised me that before sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Science teacher : agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward
Let Every Teacher Teach The Student How To Love This Nation, Let Every Parent Instill In His Or Her Sons And Daughters The Beauty Of Our Nation. Happy Republic Day.
Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]
Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]
TEACHER: what is the different between problem and challenge???? STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem 1boy+3girls=challenge..
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!