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When I m Dead, Ur Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry 4 Me Now, Instead.. When I m Dead, U ll Send Flowers, But I Wont See, Send them Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U ll Say Words Of Praise,But I Wont Hear, Praise Me Now, Instead.. When I M Dead, U […]
1 fine morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys woke up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Took out their swords & shot each other, One deaf pliceman heard the noise & Killed the 2 dead boys Beleive this lie, it's really true, Ask the blind beggar, he saw […]
Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]
''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]
Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'