Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
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Which one of us was the stupid one?
(19 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
Loading...My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)
Salty Eggs
(14 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)Loading...Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today€¦
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
A boy goes to see a dance
(27 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A girl & boy story
(42 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho€¦
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
(23 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)Loading...What was GOD's First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?
Socho...
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
Lovers sitting in a park
(25 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
Teacher & bachay
(27 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
What is BUSINESS ?
(54 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That's business...!!
Give me a pocket full of money
(25 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
That is not my dog.
(22 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)Loading...Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Why were males created before females?
(19 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.