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That is not my dog.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
- A boy goes to see a dance
- The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
- A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
- I was sitting on daddy's lap.
- Happiness is like a butterfly
- 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
- World shortest jokes
- I wish an angel of Mercy
- GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us
- Good & True Friends
- Fatman sitting in a train cabin
- Lovers sitting in a park
- A girl & boy were sitting alone
- Height of coolness
- Parrot sits on elephant
- Difference between deciding and doing
- No chip chip / no chik chik
- A lonely tear is set out free
- Sitting on the top of mountain
- Far sighting of an old man
- The most "hungry + sad" moment
- Believe in yourself
- When I came home in the rain
- I am teaching history.
- Altered definitions of student life
- I miss my friends
- I Wish I Will Be Like This Forever
- 9 Highly disappointing situations -
- sitting at the table
- Luxury cant stop your TEARS!
- Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
- Height of confidence
A boy goes to see a dance. His mom angrily asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI‚ kon hai?
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2) 2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!! Need more??? U r beautiful.:-P
I wish an angel of Mercy always sits Next to you & Covers you with gentle Wings So that, You walk wrapped in Allah's grace, Protected & peaceful forever
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & Then sits back to see How we react to the CHALLENGES, So make the best move before CHECKMATE!
Good Friends comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flower n goes, But A TRUE friend sits near u n says: yaar, bohut tight nurse hai, Araam se theek hona, roz aounga:)
A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible….? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything
5 frogs were sitting on a wall 4 decided to jump off. How many left now?? still 5. because There€™s a lot of difference between Deciding and doing
DAD:dear son,why yor sister sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sister asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik
A lonely tear is set out free, i'm sitting alone for all to see; you r far away, how can it be? My heart cries out," Come back to me!!"
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]
The most "hungry + sad" moment . . . When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry & then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas".
A bird sitting on the branch of a tree is not afraid of the shaking branch cause it trusts it's wings . Moral- believe in yourself
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked,"Anything new at work? He replied, No, I am teaching history.
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
I miss my Friends, When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other. Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughters, Though stranger to me, they represnt a part of my life i lost somewhere, I miss my friends. I like you all, I love u all, Stay happy where ever you are.
Right Now I Am Sitting In A Crowd But Your Name Makes Me Feel Proud You Aren't With Me Right Now But Your Words Are Enough To Cool Me Down Even In This Crowd ,I Am Thinking Of You.. Because All I Want Is, You. Distance Doesn't Matter To Me Now I Wish I Could […]
Highly disappointing situations Your best friend weds your lover!:'( A close friend avoiding without reason! :( 10 mark question asked for 2mark! :( Principal sitting near you on tour! :( EXtremly good looking guy/girl crossing you wen you are with your mom/dad! :( Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your juniors!:/ Friend calling […]
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in America doesn't make you an American. Being born in America doesn't make you an American... proud it where ever you from....
A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench, with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him, having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist, a thousands rupees mobile in hand, Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts, is having TEARS in his eyes Why? Because he is seeing a gang of young […]
Think positive Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
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Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]