The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
When do you want to start?
(34 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
Loading...Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
I am Looking for a Bank
(68 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
&
then Leave me Alone :p
The two main rules of the company..
(49 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company
He said, "Our 2nd main rule is cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?"
The applicant replied, "Yes sir! I did."
Then the boss said,
"Our 1st main rule is trustworthiness.
.
.
.
There was no mat!" :-P
Whom do u like more mama or papa
(134 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
if your father earned $100,000
(28 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Nobody touches but u feel it
(88 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...when sum1 touches u
&
u don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
The universe is Finite...
(37 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Astronomers say
"The universe is Finite..."
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Quaid's photo collection
(45 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Friends I'm Collecting
Quaids Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note
Apni sans ko bahar nikalo
(82 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
Most important source of finance
(78 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
A Guy and girl in a library
(107 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5)Loading...A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!”.
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the
girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a
loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!"
.
.
.
and all the people in the
library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"