i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
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1 ladki k saath ghoomay to
(65 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
Loading...Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin...
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
(62 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Think positive
Look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without
a few sweets & nuts.
Sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
The subscriber cannot be reached
(32 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...If you need advice,
text me...
If you need a friend,
call me...
If you need me,
come to me...
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
If dentists make films, the names will be
(48 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-)
my policy is one day one fool.....!
(27 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool.....!
Aamir khan in lagaan
(50 votes, average: 4.28 out of 5)Loading...Who was d 1st indian crickter
2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score century in d same mtch &
hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
(35 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)Loading...A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But.....
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling..... &
Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!
No 1 will touch ur mom
(72 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
"So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom"
Check returned back
(40 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
I will buy banana, u keep the peel
(24 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Qualities a friend must have
(43 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend