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If you need advice,
If you need a friend,
If you need me,
come to me...
If you need money.
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- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
- Funny line for advise
- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
- This was a missed call
- I will kill u for free
- Problems an apple can make
- Just hit redial...
- SEND me all UR MONEY
- What is a girl friend?
- A man received an unknown call..
- 9 Interesting confusions
- What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?
- Alphabetic advice for you
- When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
- Friends without price tags
- Feel d difference of boy / girl
- Make sure it's cheap
- Our love is heard like a ring tone.
- Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES
- If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
- There are only 2 options left
- Husband sent a text to his wife at night
- Friendship is like SMS
- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- A friend gives hope when life is low
- If u have 1 father, call me
- Successful people make money
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- Happy Propose Day Darling
- Best Advice is to ignore advices
- This is a message
- Can I make a call to my wife?
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for money, but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
Apple = Vitamins Vitamins = Power Power = Work Work = Money Money = Girl Friend Girl Friend = Tension Tension = Heart Attack Heart Attack = Death Problems an apple can make
1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just hit redial
Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
"Interesting Confusions" 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it's already built? 6. When they say dog food is new & improved in […]
Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. T U V Tune […]
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...
God was too wise to make friends without price tags otherwise how much would a friend like you cost and where could I get the money to buy you?
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer" But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer". Feel the difference;)
The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"
Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as Double meaning sms / text messages & twisted sms / text messages
In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber cant reach at the moment.
Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES TEEN AGE Have Time & Energy Bt No Money WORKING AGE Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time OLD AGE Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be? -ID -Money -Picture -Credit card -Coins -Calling card -Letter? ?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must! ?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)
My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left‚¦ ICU Or U C Me.
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, "Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return." He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of […]
Love is like "missed call". It stops when U try 2 catch. But Friendship is like "sms" Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it. So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!
"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
If I reached for your hand, will u hold it ? If I hold out my arms, will u hug me ? If I go for ur lips, will u kiss me ? If I capture ur heart, will u love me ?? Happy Propose Day Darling
Best Advice . . . . "Ignore Advices " Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others... live it the way you want..!
This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever.
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.