Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Be a millionare within few months
(32 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
Loading...Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
"Allah k naam par dey de baba"
In heaven together we were in a big hall
(38 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''.
3 new girl friends.
(60 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)Loading...Maths teacher asked JOHNY
"If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ?
JOHNY replied "Sir! 3 new girl friends".
when wordz fail eyz works
(35 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
Men, Women, Bluetooth, and Wi-fi
(92 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Men are like Bluetooth:
He is connected to you when you are nearby,
but searches for other devices when you are away..
Women are like Wi-Fi:
She sees all available devices
but connects to the strongest one...
The brain is a wonderful organ
(24 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office...
I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
(55 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)Loading...I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Problems an apple can make
(82 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Apple = Vitamins
Vitamins = Power
Power = Work
Work = Money
Money = Girl Friend
Girl Friend = Tension
Tension = Heart Attack
Heart Attack = Death
Problems an apple can make
1 bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha
(20 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
All problems an apple can make
(71 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Apple = vitamins
Vitamins = power
Power = work
Work = money
Money = girlfriend
Girlfriend = tension
Tension = heart attack
Heart attack = death
See what all problems an apple can make:p
Life is like a MOVIE...
(40 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u look at the mirror - HORROR