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I am Looking for a Bank
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
then Leave me Alone :p
- Bank make your dreams come true
- Husband at the bank
- Men are like bank accounts.
- In The Universal Bank of God
- Give option to leave not reason to leave
- What is BUSINESS ?
- Too tired to give you a smile
- Give me another Girlfriend..!!
- If CARE is a WAVE, I give u sea
- Keep the smile, leave the tear.
- Give yourself ....
- Sardar's Leave application
- When I tell u
- One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
- Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE ...
- Keep the smile, leave the tear
- Not using your smile
- Friendship with me is like having Drugs.
- Deposited 365 days full of Love
- Be my valentine on propose day
- How To Do Earlobe Kiss
- Give Lips to one
- So keep me rich forever.
- Good resolutions are simply checks
- Moon said to me, if ur friend is not
- The universe is Finite...
- Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate
- Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya
- May God stay with u this day
- GIRLS STUPIDITY!!
- Love someone because ...
- Ability to see through my eyes
- Sadqa during his lifetime
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
In The Universal Bank of God God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness for you, So,Enjoy spending.. Happy New Year.
If You Love Someone, Give Them The Option To Leave But . . . Never Give Them A Reason To Leave!
What is BUSINESS ? Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter. Son: then Ok. Dad goes o Bill Gates. Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill […]
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!
If CARE is a WAVE, i give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF, i give u TREE. If TRUST is a PLANET, i give u GALAXY, if FRIENDSHIP is LIFE, i give u MINE 4 FREE.. keep smiling.
Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be jouyous till i sms again.
Give yourself a chance, Give yourself the moment, Give yourself the freedom, Give yourself the power, Give yourself the confidence, Live for today not for tomorrow, Live the EXTREME !!!!!!! Because you got yourself only one life... LIVE IT !!!!
Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.
When i tell u here, i am when i tell u i care, i do... when i tell u i'll never Leave u, i wont. Sum it all..i'll b here, i'll never get tired of caring here 4u & i won't leave u.
One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship - "Why do You exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said - "To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."
Leave SOMETHING for SOMEONE... Never loeave SOMEONE for SOMETHING... Because in life, SOMETHING will leave U, BUT Someone will always be with U.
Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy, forget the fear, Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous , Coz its new year! HAPPY NEW YEAR
"If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book" (Shakespeare)
Friendship with me is like having Drugs. Once u take it, U cannot avoid it, When u dont get it, U r sick and when u leave it.. U r destroyed. SO dont ever try to leave ME n my friendship..
I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !
I Am Opening An Emotional Bank Account For U Sweetheart So Deposit Your Love In It And You Will Get The Interest. Be My Valentine ! Happy Propose Day
A great kiss to to perform while you're taking a break from lip kisses, The earlobe kiss involves taking someone's earlobe lightly between your lips and tugging gently downward. For a more intense earlobe kiss, add a little bit of tongue, or use a gentle sucking motion on their earlobe.
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give love to all but Heart to one, Let everybody love you But you love one.
Friendship is the heaviest coin in the international bank of love! and with your friendship, I am the richest person on earth! So keep me rich forever.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy New Year.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend. I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Astronomers say "The universe is Finite..." Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things
Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]
May God stay with u this day & give u peace of mind. May God give u a happy heart & his love all the time. Good luck
GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no. even to a KNOWN person . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR :p
Love Someone ... Not Because They Give You What You Need ... !!! But Because They Give You Feelings You Never Thought You Needed! ~Author Unknown
If I Could Give You One Thing In My Life, I Would Give You The Ability To See Yourself Through My Eyes Only Then Would You Realize How Special You Are To Me..!
It is better for a man to give one dirham as Sadqa during his lifetime than to give a hundred at the time of his death. (Abu Dawud).