Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
(81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Mental hospital is not so far
(224 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)Loading...Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
You are seeing my wife
(127 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)Loading...Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
(94 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.
The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry
(116 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do You Have A House...?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...?
Boy: No..
Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..?
Boy: No Salary, But...
Girl: No But.You Have Nothing.
How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property
Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need
To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When
I'm The Boss!
& The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D
Girl falling from 80th floor
(71 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...A girl Fell Down from 80th floor,
A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...
will u hug me...?
She replied.., offcourse not...
he dropped her.
...........
she was caught on 30th floor by another boy....
He asked her, will u kiss me..?
no not at all, she replied
he dropped her too..
she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor.
she immediately said...
ok i will hug u and kiss u..
The boy dropped her and saying.
Astagfirullah !!
mera roza hai :P [ I am fasting ]
How good I play the guitar ???
(226 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O
girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/
Call a girl pretty or ugly
(45 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading..."Call A Girl Pretty
& She Will Remember It For
5 Minutes..!
Call A Girl Ugly
& She Will Remember It
Forever..!"
Desperate to get married
(67 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Why should I ?
(61 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
"Why Should I ? :-P
Wanted single girl
(30 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...- New Advertisement -
WANTED SINGLE GIRL,
Able To Cook,
Love And Have Job,
Must Have
HOUSE & CAR.
Plz Send Picture 0f
HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D