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Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P
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- Funny Oxymorons
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- Funny graduation speech
- An Emotional Hug (Funny)
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- Funny Father's Day Message
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- Funny thing about mothers and fathers.
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- Love means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes
- What is attachment and what it's not? [Funny Attachment Joke]
- Probability of a topic
- Examples of stupid questions people ask
- Girl falling from 80th floor
- Significances of the prayers
- Nobody touches but u feel it
- The Equation of Marriage
- Ur validity 4 taking a bath expires
- If Malika plays roll of Draupadi
- Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
Attitude Of Youth :) "We Are More Brilliant Than Einstein And Newton.. . . . . It's Just They Didn't Leave Anything For Us To Invent":p
- No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. - All you need is love, or a gun, a shovel & a place to hide the body. - it's very important in life to learn 'shift+delete'. Some people aren't worth recycling, Trust me! […]
Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all […]
This Funny fact always happen wid me: Study for one Hour- No One sees.! . . But pick up mobile just 4 a second, & Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)
The best feature of iPhone 6 is that if you hold it upside down it becomes iPhone 9.
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees […]
Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p
Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into […]
Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D
After An Emotional Hug, Girl whispers to Boy: If You Hug Me once More Like that, I will be yours forever. Boy: Thanks FOR THE WARNING!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad
You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
Which is the most confusing day in America? FATHER’S DAY!! 80% don’t know whom to wish. And rest 20% r scared someone will come & wish them.
Never kiss a police woman. She will say "stop and handsup". Never kiss a nurse she will say "next plz. " Always kiss a teacher,She will say "repeat it 10 times."
It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful. ~Roald Dahl
My goal for 2020 is to accomplish the goals of 2020 which I should have done in 2020 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013.
Women are like cars: We all want a Ferrari, Sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. --Tim Allen
I have Spent Many Sleepless Nights, In Your Love And i don’t want, My Son to Do same 4 Your Daughter, So lets make them Brother And Sister … "Happy Propose Day"
Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.
Awesome & meaningful Quotes by one & only Film Actress MEERA:-> -Don't talk in front of my back. -Both of U 3 get out of my room. -Open the window, let the environment come in. -I have 2 sisters both are girls. -All of U stand in a straight circle. -Give me a red pen […]
Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes, 2 miss sum1 in crowd, 2 find sum1 in evry thought, 2 live 4 sum1 but be sure dat sum1 z only ONE.
Attachment is not when two people chat day & night Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as "Increment letter" and the attached file is […]
"The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]
A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]
Significances of the prayers. Fajar - increases the complexion or noor, Zohar - increases Income, Asar - Improves health, Maghrib - good future 4 u r children, Esha - peaceful sleep.
when sum1 touches u & u don't feel it, its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touches u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo So wish you a "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi, Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna, hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.