if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u "cute"
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
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Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many friends, on 1 bench So much laughter, on 1 stupid joke So many phone calls, on birthday night So many hugs, for 1 little worry So many tears, for 1 little […]
If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]
Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain
Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai
A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time" The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to […]
Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]
Kuch Dil Ki Lagi Tum Chero, Kuch Dil Lagana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Pyar Ki Baatein Tum Karo, Kuch Pyar Nibhana Hum Sikhayen. .Kuch Nazar Ka Ishara Tum Karo, Kuch Aankh Milana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Jan KI Baazi Tum Lagao, Kuch Jan Sey Jana Hum Sikhayen.. Kuch Thora sa Hans K Tum Dakho, Kuch Muskurana Hum […]