You are here: SMS4Smile » Funny SMS » Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. (81 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5) Loading... Tweet Pin It Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth.. Related SMS A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana Fatman sitting in a train cabin A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit! Last Nite i Caught some StaRs Last Nite i Caught some StaRs*** I'll Give them 2 the PeOple whO r juSt so SpaRklingly Special. 2 Me.... * . . * / Catch it....its 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day Eid Mubarak As nite falls upon the land As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, iā€¯m here to wish U Good Night! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight" Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦ Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked... Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u "lastnite" Sardar going to shikaar Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai Chemical symbols & sardar Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA Sardar filed an application 4 divorce A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year. Sardar was busy removing a wheel Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler Sardar on phone: Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile". 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year" Sardar Joined a new job Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright" Taxi driver to sardar Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo 1st ever intelligent sardar. 1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-) Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet" Sardar shopping early Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p Examiner taking practical of sardar In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Sardar made a call to the airport Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!! Nurse, Sardar and blood test NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST Sardar proposed a girl...... Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone. A sardar went to Pizza Hut A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay Scientific formula of water by sardar Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! Lawyer to sardar Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! Sardar selected a short girl to marry Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P A sardar prays daily for 2 hours A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley" Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister. A sardar goes to a restaurant A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was? Sardar always smile during lightning storms Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? A:- They think their picture is being taken.