Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
How rat proposes a cat;)
(49 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
Loading...How will a rat purpose a cat...??
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"Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-)
Pappu can't dance sala :p
(36 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance ..
Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
(17 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)Loading...Sumeone Kills AMIR'S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI :P
Meant by I Miss you
(37 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"
Life of a medical student
(22 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it'll b over
5th yr: finaly it'll b over
House job: i did it
Job : i love myself
W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri "jawani":(
If u have 1 father, call me
(44 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
I was sitting on daddy's lap.
(81 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Solid reason 4 having 2 girlfriends
(42 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
SMS on these time
(51 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Send me SMS on these time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai :-)
Only 20% boys have brains.
(41 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)Loading...Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
Funny graduation speech
(80 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)Loading...Graduation Speech:
I Would Like To Thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft 0ffice And
Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D