Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
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We can attack in any direction now!
(22 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)
Loading...Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
Fatman sitting in a train cabin
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
(15 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
(19 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)Loading...Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
(20 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
7 Angels came 2 Me
(21 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)Loading...7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
We will now upgrade your brain
(30 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....
Searching....
searching...
still searching....
Sorry,
NO BRAIN found...!
An old rich man marries a young girl.
(17 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-
aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?
girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
People like u r remembered forever
(22 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
When she is in problem again
(25 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...Thought of the day:
"if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!"
How old is your father?
(33 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born