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Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

jeevan me .........

(40 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,
sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,
par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,
samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.

A love letter from biscuit maker

(79 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)

A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me...
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position...

Even if most beautiful girl is picked,

(99 votes, average: 3.68 out of 5)

If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
Even if most beautiful is picked,

There's still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....:p

My Girlfriend Told Me

(75 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)

My Girlfriend Told Me
If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift
She Would Burn It
So I Bought her A Candle :P

What does ILU means?

(26 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)

What does ILU means?

I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu...
tum kya samjhey they...
I love ullu..
to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

Make sure it's cheap

(26 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U're Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap"

Company making tissues

(19 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)

Man 1:
"I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"i've A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->

Elephant sat on mercedes

(37 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
"The Mercedes bends" ;->

Santa's sexy wife

(61 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

(62 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.