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Secret of successful marriage
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
- The whole secret of a successful life
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
- A successful man / woman
- A successful man
- Successful people make money
- Any boyfriend before marriage
- Funn Fact About "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman"
- Definition of most successful married life
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Before and after marriage
- Before & after marriage
- Man before Marriage is like Airtel
- 4 essential parts of a successful relationship.
- The Equation of Marriage
- First marriage is the triumph of
- Marriage is made of trust & understanding
- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
- Before marriage, After marriage
- Behavior before and after marriage
- 4 Stages of marriage
- Love marriage is better because
- I miss you (secret sms)
- Marriage is like going to a restaurant
- Before marriage & after marriage
- LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
- Words for long and happy marriage
- What is marriage?
- Marriage is that relation between
- Can u keep a secret?
- The first secret of success.
- The secret of getting ahead
- How To Do The Secret Message Kiss
- The secret of health for both mind and body
The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one's destiny to do, and then do it. (Henry Ford)
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ¦¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De¦.
Some IDIOTS say: "Behind every Successful man There is a Woman" But Nobody know the Fact: "WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN"
Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . "Yet to be seen"
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don't even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance […]
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,
Man before Marriage is like Airtel.... "Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan" After Marriage He's Like Hutch... "Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
Trust, Respect, Loyalty, and Communication: 4 essential parts of a successful relationship.
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I dont Understand her.
What's Marriage? . . . Answer: MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense
*Love b4 Marriage* Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe, mei nahe to tum nahe... *Love after Marriage* "baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
Why love marriage is better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means: LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS. GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW answer=" I MISS YOU"
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will […]
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It's my fault.
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Can u keep a secret? Between me & u You promise? I really need to tell u this... Well... I MISS U...
People become really quite remarkable when they start thinking that they can do things. When they believe in themselves they have the first secret of success. (Norman Vincent Peale)
The secret of getting ahead is getting started (Mark Twain)
The Secret Message Kiss: In the middle of a French kiss, spell out a secret message with the tip of your tongue against their tongue. It might feel a little funny to the other person, but at least you'll be getting your message across.
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)