Funny SMS / Text Messages

Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.

Future plans of childrens

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Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

I always think about U.

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I always think about U.
I can't live without U.
I really need U.
I'm totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I'm very desperate for U.
I'm crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
That's all what my mama say to me:p

If you are ........ Congrats u r Pakistan

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If:-
R u emotionally dumbed
Creatively challenged?
Artistically void?
Socially hopeless?
And financially desperate?

Congrats you are a
PAKISTANI!

Best ever advice!

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Choose four

Select three

Love two

And

Marry one

Ur Single Smile

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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

Aik Pagal dusry se

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Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

Ants will finish you

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a girl's speaking 2 a boy........
u r very handsome.
u r very cute.
u r very sweet.
ooph.......sorry.
i can't call u sweet....
because ants will finish u.

When girls wear tight fittings

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable‚¦. !!

6 things can come at any time

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In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
-
-
-
6.susu: isliye karke sona .

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket

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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back!