From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman: * If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart, * If u r eating, take care of your Throat, * If u r in another man's house, take care of ur Eyes, * If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
Birthday Text / Birthday sms is the easiest way to tell your friend or family that you remember them. A happy birthday sms (which is sent on time, as soon at the clock strikes 12) is a signal to be alerted and ready to receive tons of birthday sms messages, birthday compliments, birthday wishes sms. […]
Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]