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Why were males created before females?
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
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A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy: Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair? The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets, He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped. He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian: Now If I Ask You To Take One […]
You know why GOD created gap between fingers? So that, when at some day one who is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love... He picked u out from all the rest... because He know I Love u the best...
Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]
Graduation Speech: I Would Like To Thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft 0ffice And Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
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GOD Made You To Be You Not A Copy Of Someone Else Live , Lead And Preach With The Personality GOD Gave You
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~Steve Almond
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As we sail through life, dont avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it PASS... Sail on! Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors.
Success is never permanent. Failure is never final. so always do not stop effort until your victory makes a history. Good luck
Graduation speech: I would like to thank, The Internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office and The one who invented copy paste!
Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?" 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND When he orders you to make tea or coffee. He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks. Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females. He is just checking that you are still the best. Love him if he criticize your cooking. He is still improving his […]
Islam is University, World is class room, Quran is Sylabus, Hazrat Muhammad SAW is the teacher, Allah is the Examiner, Try to pass the final exam
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
Do you know Why allah Has created gap betwen ur fingers? Because One day someone who really loves you, will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!
Men r very Kind & Women r very mean! "PROOF" Most women dont like to help unknown men But All men r ready 2 help unknown females.
A woman was created from a mans rib(Adam). Not from his feet 2 be walked on, Not from his head 2 be superior over, But from his side to be equal, Under the arm to be protected, and Next to the heart to be loved...
I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustrations were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy. (Anthony Robbins)
Ur beauty makes me run mad, if u dont want me near u, then y did God created u. U are my life so, I cant leave u cause u are holding something that belongs 2 me which is my life
A prayer for you from the core of my heart May Allah be with you at every step you take, May Allah guide you in each decision you make, May Allah help you when life gets rough, May Allah Bless you with more than enough, May Allah protect you when you fall, May Allah hear […]
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If you were my valentine I'd search the endless skies to find the perfect starlight that would compliment your eyes and keep it in a wishing well created just for you and filled with my desires to make all your dreams come true
My Lips Desire To Kiss You, My Eyes Desire To See You, My Hands Desire To Touch You, Every Part Of Me Desires You, Perhaps Because I Was Created Just For You! Wish U A Happy New Year Darling.
I do believe that God above, created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, because he knew I would love you best. For you are the one who stepped out of my dreams, you gave me new hope, and showed me what love means. For you I would cross the […]
Choosing Career Is Like Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls. Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful, Intelligent, Kindest Woman, There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p
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A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: Is this cabin for elephants only! Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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