A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,‚ says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.‚
Loving you Means that I give you my heart My love, my whole self; Youâ€™ll always come first Before anything else Loving you Means that I give you my faith My trust, my confidence; I promise to always be true To be loyal, to be honest Loving you Means youâ€™re a part of my life, […]
I love you' means that I accept you for the person you are and that I don't wish to change you into someone else it means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that i love you enough not to let you go....!!!
In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not? Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.... Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d […]
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
Corporate Lessons "We will do it" Means "U will do it." "U have done a great job" Means "More work will be given to u." "We r a team" Means "I am not the only one to be blamed." "That is a good question" Means "I do not know anything about it." "All the best […]
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!"..:-P
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]
Once in a soap industry in Japan, the soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e an empty cover. To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars to check in the assembly line that whether soap is packed in the cover or not in. Same problem occurred […]