Too many damn security cameras!

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GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)

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