Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

“This terrible smallness of men was bigger than him, bigger than anything.”

— Dennis Lehane

“Your size is irrelevant to your ability to find fulfillment, purpose, love, a sense of worthiness, and the ovaries to not give a fuck.”

— Jes Baker

“He hesitated. “We’ve been told we’re larger than typical males.” Larger. She swallowed. “I can deal with that. Larger as in ‘just a bit…

— Laurann Dohner

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three inches long.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You had no complaints the other night. In fact, I remember you commenting on my massive size.” “Girth is more important to me, and…

— Leta Blake

“I look down. Ryodan’s dick is as big as mine. “Why the bloody hell don’t you wear underwear?” To an Unseelie prince, an exposed…

— Karen Marie Moning

“His IQ measured the same as his height in inches. He was a short man.”

— Terry Perrel

“Size-eighteen women were supposed to be timid. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be shy. Size-eighteen women were supposed to be grateful for any male…

— Alice Clayton

“Small is big for the smaller!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them.”

— Howard Jacobson

“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.”

— Helen Fielding

“Don't let a king or a prince or a fairytale tell you you are smaller than that or who you are meant to be.”

— Nikita Gill