Barbarian Quote by Terry Pratchett

“One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation—lettuce farming, say—would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why…

— Terry Pratchett

“But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.”

— Terry Pratchett

“So the fire and its subsequent flood, wich destroyed everything left that was not flammable and added a particularly noisome flux to the survivors'problems,…

— Terry Pratchett

“Can't we do anything about it?" - "No!" - "Then I can't see the sense in panicking", said Twoflower calmly”

— Terry Pratchett

“Adam looked at Them. They were his kind of people, too. You just had to decide who your friends really were.”

— Terry Pratchett

“It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around. People who’d…

— Terry Pratchett

“He had died for his beliefs; chief among them was the very Hugglestonian one that bravery could replace armour, and that Klatchians would turn…

— Terry Pratchett

“Yeah, all right, but everyone knows they torture people," mumbled Sam. "Do they?" said Vimes. "Then why doesn't anyone do anything about it?" "'cos…

— Terry Pratchett

“Have - have you got an appointment?' he said. 'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?' 'I've got an iron ball…

— Terry Pratchett

“Are you staying with us? It could be dangerous,' said William, realizing that he was saying this to a vampire iconographer who undied every…

— Terry Pratchett

“Wolves hate werewolves.' 'What? That can't be right! When she's wolf-shaped she's just like a wolf!' 'So? When she's human-shaped she's just like a…

— Terry Pratchett

“That --ing zombie is going to end up on the end of a couple of --ing handy and versatile kebab skewers,' said Mr Tulip.…

— Terry Pratchett