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“That --ing zombie is going to end up on the end of a couple of --ing handy and versatile kebab skewers,' said Mr Tulip. 'An' then I'm gonna put an edge on this --ing spatula. An' then... then I'm gonna get medieval on his arse.' There were more pressing problems, but this one intrigued Mr Pin…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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““That --ing zombie is going to end up on the end of a couple of --ing handy and versatile kebab skewers,' said Mr Tulip. 'An' then I'm gonna put an edge on this --ing spatula. An' then... then I'm gonna get medieval on his arse.' There were more pressing problems, but this one intrigued Mr Pin. 'How, exactly?' he said. 'I thought maybe a maypole,' said Mr Tulip reflectively. 'An' then a display of country dancing, land tillage under the three-filed system, several plagues and, if my --ing hand ain't too tired, the invention of the --ing horse collar.””

Terry Pratchett

About This Quote

Source Novel: Discworld series, specific novel unknown

A character humorously imagines absurd ways to solve a problem, mixing medieval and modern elements.

In simple terms: Creative problem solving with humor.

Key Takeaway

Embrace imaginative thinking.

Themes

creativity humor problem solving

Mood

playful ironic

Type

literary satirical

When to use this quote

  • storytelling
  • game design
  • creative brainstorming

Key Concepts

absurdity innovation historical reference

Questions to Reflect On

  • How can humor aid or hinder problem solving?
  • When is absurdity useful?
A Different Perspective

Humor may distract from practical solutions.

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