Apple pie Quote by Stephen Colbert Download Open image “I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it” — Stephen Colbert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Apple pie Apples Dog Hot Hot dog Pie
You like apples I like apple pie we both are different but also very same — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
I love pie. Definitely apple pie, but sweet potato pie - really any pie. — Tyler Herro Copy Share Image
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I don't want… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
One of the things that made 'American Pie' great was also the sexiness of it. — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. — Scott Foley Copy Share Image
Don't be bitter. Everybody suffers. If you can accept your suffering then you will understand other people better. Be grateful for pain. Love life. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We all deserve credit for this new surveillance state that we live in because we the people voted for the Patriot Act. Democrats and… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I've long been against illegal aliens, partly because they distract us from an even bigger threat: real aliens. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Believe in me, cause I don't believe in anything, and I wanna be someone to believe. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Try to love others and serve others and hopefully find those who love and serve you in return. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Thirty seconds is the exact amount of time Americans can tolerate something they don't understand. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that.… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I live by syllogisms: God is love. Love is blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.” — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Now, for my younger viewers out there, a book is something we used to have before the internet. It’s sort of a blog for… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie. — Srikumar Rao Copy Share Image
Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That's right, the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poorer one...just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers. Green Bay, Wisconsin, has a population of one hundred thousand. Yet this sleepy little town on the banks… — Bill Maher Copy Share
“In short, when it comes to colonial America, religious persecution—in the sense of persecution both based in religion and aimed at religion—was as American… — John Corvino Copy Share Image
I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
“She brushes a lock of hair back from her face and winces when she tugs through a snag. “Oh, my gosh. I must look like I’ve been tumbled in a dryer, right? Is it bad?” She starts to sweep through her hair and her hand sticks in another knot. “You wouldn’t happen to have a brush, would you? Crap,” she… — Tammy Falkner Copy Share
You'll see a movie about someone you hate or someone you love. Will you see a movie about grandma making apple pies? No, you… — John McAfee Copy Share Image
I could make apple pie every single day. You need to be super precise in order for it to be perfect. I'm such a… — Julia Michaels Copy Share Image
The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's… — Tom Weir Copy Share Image
The first men who set out for Mars had better make sure they leave everything at home in apple-pie order. They won't get back to earth for more than two and a half years. The difficulties of a trip to mars are formidable. . . . What curious information will these first explorers carry back from Mars? Nobody knows-and its… — Wernher von Braun Copy Share
The greatest enemy of hunger for God is not poison but apple pie. It is not the banquet of the wicked that dulls our… — John Piper Copy Share Image
Scapegoating is as American as apple pie. And because there's almost always a racial or ethnic dynamic to it in our country, scapegoating is… — Jonathan Capehart Copy Share Image
