Journalism Quotes by Stephen Colbert

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?

— Stephen Colbert

Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.

— Stephen Colbert

If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?

— Stephen Colbert

It's a game. That's why we call it 'the news.' It's just a game.

— Stephen Colbert

What the right-wing in the United States tries to do is undermine the press.

— Stephen Colbert

Gravitas is the soup bone in the stew of television news.

— Stephen Colbert

(on fox news)… it's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

— Stephen Colbert

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

— Stephen Colbert

We are the shadow cast by real people. And that shadow changes shape as the news cycle changes shape, so you always…

— Stephen Colbert

Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error…

— Stephen Colbert

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know…

— Stephen Colbert

The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is…

— Stephen Colbert

The beauty of new media is that no evidence is necessary. The brave blog-troopers have stormed the cockpit of news, and wrestled…

— Stephen Colbert

The most common thing that real reporters say to me is, "I wish I could say what you say." What I don't…

— Stephen Colbert

A press that has validity is a press that has authority. And as soon as there's any authority to what the press…

— Stephen Colbert

Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by…

— Stephen Colbert