I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny. — Paul Mooney Funny Copy Share Image
People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. — Paul Mooney Fantasy Copy Share Image
If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing. — Paul Mooney Any Copy Share Image
I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here. — Paul Mooney America Copy Share Image
We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at… — Paul Mooney Anglo saxon Copy Share Image
When you know who you are, you know who you are. That's the real dangerous thing in Hollywood, because they all want… — Paul Mooney Because Copy Share Image
I read a lot of history. The passive Jews in Germany didn't survive. The smart ones got out. — Paul Mooney Germany Copy Share Image
When they were making black films in the '60s and the '70s, everyone knew their place, if you get my drift. You… — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
I'm like the Davy Crockett of comedy... after Davy Crockett opened up the West and helped everybody... they didn't need him anymore.… — Paul Mooney After Copy Share Image
I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path… — Paul Mooney Down Copy Share Image
America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad… — Paul Mooney Act Copy Share Image
You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem. — Paul Mooney About Copy Share Image
I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a constant battle between success in the… — Paul Mooney Anyone Copy Share Image
I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen. — Paul Mooney Anything Copy Share Image
People think you're crazy if you turn money down... people worship money. — Paul Mooney Crazy Copy Share Image
I don't do drugs. Because my grandmother raised me. I think like an old, black, Southern woman. If I'd have done coke,… — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43. — Paul Mooney Black Copy Share Image
You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother… — Paul Mooney Because Copy Share Image
You can't pick when you're touched. You can't pick the time. It just is. It's the reality. What it is, is. I… — Paul Mooney Can't change Copy Share Image
A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. — Paul Mooney Brooms Copy Share Image
If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy. — Paul Mooney Hair Copy Share Image
I think about never losing my voice, never giving in, never selling out, always keeping black, always sticking to the street. Staying… — Paul Mooney About Copy Share Image
