Cigarette Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I love being outdoors, being in the mountains and the desert, and my wife enjoys that too. That's one of the things that sustain…

— Jon Krakauer

“Bunny plucked the lit cigarette from Dylan’s lips and slipped it between her own. “Always offer a lady a cigarette after sex. It’s polite.”…

— Ana B. Good

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

— Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my wife, 'On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate me as a lover?' She said, 'You know I'm…

— Rodney Dangerfield

In my early career I was sort of anti-drag. I said, 'Drag is dumb and boring, and I want to be an effing weirdo…

— Alaska

I believe it was Today show fourth-hour host Kathie Lee Gifford who said, 'If drag queens love you, you'll have the longest career in…

— Kathie Lee Gifford

I've always said drag queens are like Swiss Army knives. Most come from having to take $50-a-show pay and doing their own costume, wig,…

— Trixie Mattel

“This was the second time I’d asked about his wife. I seemed to be speaking English, but perhaps my questions were really Swahili and…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'

— Robert Schimmel

“A man approaching retirement called the retirement office to inquire about his pension. Afterward, he was asked if his wife worked. “She’s worked all…

— Kelly Crawford

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

— Yogi Berra

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I…

— Red Skelton

With my wife I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“Yeah,' I said and started smoking another cigarette. Unless I inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.”

— Martin Amis