Humor Quote by Ana B. Good

“He treats females like he does a cigarette; light it, use it, and lose it.”

— Cora Hawkes

“Saw the man beside her who was finishing a cigarette give her a quick up and down from over his shoulder and then turn…

— Alice McDermott

“Now the flirting couple had been joined by a bunny girl who’d screamed how she wanted to fuck a guy at the top of…

— Ryo Shirakome

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“Dylan mumbled, “Yeah. Sure. Okay, I guess.” “And don’t sleep with Bunny again. Don’t even so much as look at her in a way…

— Ana B. Good

“She put a cigarette in her mouth and lit it, tasting the familiar taste of nicotine, smoke, and impending lung cancer. It felt good.…

— Mike Omer

“That is a terrifically intimate thing, you know? Letting a stranger light your cigarette. Leaning forward so he can hold a flame to your…

— Elizabeth Wein

“Now that I've been thoroughly mind f--ked, I need a cigarette..”

— Tarryn Fisher

“It’s good to know he’d prefer his cock in my mouth than a cigarette in his”

— Lia Peele

“He liked to put his cigarettes out on my tongue.”

— Lauren Oliver

“The only reason i Fall in love with cigarette.each one take 2 minutes of my life and i love this.”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

“A cigarette is like a hamster, harmless until you stick it in your mouth and light it on fire.”

— Jim Pickens