Cigarette Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The…

— Rodney Dangerfield

My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect.

— Richelle Mead

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

— Rodney Dangerfield

I respect every girl that falls asleep with their phone in their hand waiting for that goodnight text or call and waking up to…

— Anonymous

A cigarette doesn't have a soul to light her back..but I had the foolish soul to love her back

— Shubham Joshi

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

— Florence King

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

— Loretta Lynn

When I was a kid I got no respect. When I went on the roller coaster, my old man told me to stand up…

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty…

— Tommy Cooper

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a…

— Raul Julia

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.

— Harold Robbins

When I was a kid I got no respect. I told my mother, I'm gonna run away from home. She said, On your mark.

— Rodney Dangerfield