Fractions Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.

— Anonymous

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

— Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough".

— Rodney Dangerfield

“-I think you are inhuman. If I leave you, who will you go to? Would you find another lover? I said nothing. -Deny it,damn…

— Michael Ondaatje

“This was the second time I’d asked about his wife. I seemed to be speaking English, but perhaps my questions were really Swahili and…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

I asked my wife to try anal sex. She said, 'Sure. You first.'

— Robert Schimmel

“You’re his lover,’ said Jord. ‘I was.’ He owed Jord the truth. ‘We . . . it was the first time. Last night.’ ‘So you told him.’…

— C.S. Pacat

“I thought your boyfriend died?" Nicky asked, and it was actually a good question, and I was so mad that I wasn't even embarrassed…

— Amy Lane

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

— Yogi Berra

“You’re his lover,’ said Jord. ‘I was.’ He owed Jord the truth. ‘We . . . it was the first time. Last night.’ ‘So you told him.’…

— C.S. Pacat

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I…

— Red Skelton

“A reserved lover, it is said, always makes a suspicious husband.”

— Oliver Goldsmith

“Boyd let out a short, amused sound. "It helps. Now I know I'm an equal opportunity gay lover," he said lightly. "The sky's the…

— Ais

“A man approaching retirement called the retirement office to inquire about his pension. Afterward, he was asked if his wife worked. “She’s worked all…

— Kelly Crawford