Humor Quote by Michelle Hodkin

“Like somebody who was just happy because there was macaroni and cheese in the world.”

— Augusten Burroughs

“Up! Up into man-thing nest! Up to their streets and their cellars! Up to their granaries and their stockyards! Up to their homes and…

— C.L. Werner

“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?”

— John Barnes

“Coffee he drinks—nothing else—just coffee all the time. He says Germans are too introspective to make good agents, and it all comes out in…

— John le Carré

“I’d like to build a boat out of those little wooden planks that Starbucks provides to stir your coffee. The boat will be dedicated…

— Jarod Kintz

“What true materialist would settle for a MacDonald's hamburger?”

— John Gardner

“Finally, with a last glance around the store, I pushed out the door, which had a quaint old-time bell on an armature. I looked…

— Jeffery Deaver

“It was as crude as his drafts always were. But it accomplished the enormous feat of making this shapeless blob of potential material emerge…

— Christopher Isherwood

“Giraffes = production value.”

— Vern

“He watched it with that strange interest in trivial things that we try to develop when things of high import make us afriad.”

— Oscar Wilde

“There was room for them. A great deal of Italy, back then, was forest. Where man goes, trees die; or, to paraphrase Tacitus, we…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

“In short, I could be bought for a giant plate of sardines,”

— Patric Juillet