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Osama Bin Laden was found hiding in a house compound in Pakistan by American forces. Muammar Gaddafi was captured by rebel militia while hiding…

— Rakhi Sawant

And one has eaten and one walks, past the magazines with nudes and the posters for bullfight and the Manhattan Storage Warehouse, which they'll…

— Frank O'Hara

They found a scrapbook with photos of Osama bin Laden from the '90s, and they're studying each and every photo very, very closely. My…

— David Letterman

I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

— Jeff Dunham

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in…

— Jay Leno

Many of us didn't believe in the image of bin Laden as a wandering Old Man of the Mountains, living on plants and insects…

— Salman Rushdie

The U.S. continues the search for Osama bin Laden. Reports suggest that bin Laden is most likely hiding out somewhere remote and barren, where…

— Jimmy Fallon

Today the United States has admitted that after months and months of searching, we still have no idea where Osama bin Laden is. Osama…

— Jay Leno

Sorry Bin Laden died in a mansion and you still have roommates.

— Anonymous

They buried bin Laden at sea like Megatron. Maybe he will be resurrected in transformers 4....Binladentron.

— Craig

We got a lot of information from the detainees that eventually led us to bin Laden.

— Jose A. Rodriguez, Jr

And in the end, bin Laden died in a squalid suburban compound surrounded by his wives and children and far from the front lines…

— Peter Bergen