Bin laden Quote by David Letterman

Osama bin Laden has hired 10 look-alikes. Now, how hard up do you have to be before you take that job? There's no way…

— Jay Leno

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

— Darynda Jones

What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates…

— David Letterman

If there is one Osama bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterwards.

— Hosni Mubarak

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in…

— Jay Leno

Osama bin Laden is very shrewd. But he struck me, even in 1997, as being remarkably out of touch. I remember thinking this does…

— Robert Fisk

We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that.…

— David Letterman

Bin Laden is living in the United States, and he has blonde hair. He's probably got some type of eating disorder. And he drinks…

— Sam Seder

That American Taliban kid Johnny Walker was indicted today. Ten counts of terrorism. He could get 5 life sentences. In Taliban terms, that's 360 virgins.

— Jay Leno

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

— David Letterman

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was…

— David Letterman

If there is one bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterward.

— Hosni Mubarak