Bin laden Quote by David Letterman

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row,…

— Jay Leno

Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair…

— Jay Leno

Bin Laden was once targeted by President Clinton. President Clinton wanted to kill him but couldn't get him. Of course not, we all know…

— Jay Leno

Blame it on our short memories, the daily grind of the 24-hour-news cycle, or the endless barrage of information that comes at us on…

— Shaun King

I do not begrudge Bill Clinton's working for his wife, but the one thing I would say is really important to President Clinton to…

— Claire McCaskill

We are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that.…

— David Letterman

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

— Nat Hentoff

The Clinton administration opened the doors for Bush Junior in ways that Junior's father never did. Aside from the obvious Oedipal things going on…

— Jeffrey St. Clair

Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was…

— David Letterman

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in…

— Jay Leno

The nation certainly would have been better off if President Clinton could have focused on Osama bin Laden without being distracted by the Paula…

— Brett Kavanaugh

In Nigeria, Hillary Clinton amazingly fought for two years to keep an Al-Qaeda affiliate off the terrorist watch list.

— Chris Christie