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One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

Eating plain toast will detonate her. "I'll have some honey." When the bread is done I scrape on a microscopic layer of it and…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“The next dish arrived: seaweed, scampi, and squid, sautéed in garlic and butter, served with a simple broth, followed by a modest bowl of…

— Emily Arden Wells

I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky. I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie.

— Kid Cudi

Once she'd loved my filet mignon, my carnivore inklings, but now she was a vegan princess, living off of beans. She'd given up the…

— Sarah Dessen

She yanked my plate away and took it to the sink. She rinsed some bones that looked like pork shoulder, which was weird since…

— Margaret Stohl

“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain…

— Jarod Kintz

“Is there anything I can do?" He gave her a tired grin. "Crawl in bed with me." She glared at him, then got up…

— Susan Wiggs

I took her for sushi, she wanted to fuck. So we took it to go, told them don't even plate it and we never…

— Drake

“I told him about the macaroni hanging out on the line like laundry to dry on Sunday in Catania. Sometimes he’d invite me to…

— Charles Brandt

“At Angelita’s, my favorite food was a plain bean burrito in a flour tortilla. It was simple, but tasty! I loved bean burritos. They…

— José N. Harris

Me and Frosted went to get a drink. But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think. She ordered potassium, calcium,…

— LL Cool J