Joe Pesci

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

— Joe Pesci

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore…

— Joe Pesci

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?

— Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

— Joe Pesci

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

— Joe Pesci

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

— Joe Pesci

There was a time I couldn't get a job.

— Joe Pesci

There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't had my luck.

— Joe Pesci

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something…

— Joe Pesci

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new…

— Joe Pesci

Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself…

— Joe Pesci

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if…

— Joe Pesci

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

— Joe Pesci

I'm a bore. I save all my energy for my characters.

— Joe Pesci

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

— Joe Pesci

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you…

— Joe Pesci

I would have done something else in life. Something more calming, in a different area where I did not have to use…

— Joe Pesci

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

— Joe Pesci

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

— Joe Pesci

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

— Joe Pesci

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

— Joe Pesci