Funny Quote by Lemony Snicket

The missing number is..??

— Anonymous

“Six, one half dozen or the other...”

— David Dweck

“eight point-five million young men were killed and twenty-nine million wounded or missing.”

— David Stansfield

“Four. That’s the number of people who saw me hiding around the corner from my own apartment in just a skirt and a bra.…

— Cora Carmack

“How many bones did he set?" I cared about it much less than they did. It's my Florence Nightingale calm, I suppose. There was…

— Franny Billingsley

Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One…

— Cassandra Clare

“In its proper role, a number counts the missing words.”

— Dejan Stojanovic

“They say there are 7 billion people on earth. I don't know what accountant came up with that number, but in my humble opinion,…

— Jarod Kintz

Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor. “Maybe…

— Ilona Andrews

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could…

— Yogi Berra

There is a number missing. I can see it.

— Eugene Ormandy

“My grandmother was fifteen the day of the roundup. She was told she was free because they were only taking small children between two…

— Tatiana de Rosnay