Humor Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Charlie Sheen Comedy Larry Flynt Standing Humor Sheen Stand Stand Comedy Stand up comedy
Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
I never did stand-up. If I've been funny ever, it was with other actors. — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and stare at… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
There are certain types of stand-up, who are very successful, who do one type of joke, and never stray out of that. The audience… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way. The comedy… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
Growing up, I didn't really watch a lot of standup. I didn't know you could be a low-energy comedian. It was something I did… — Dan Mintz Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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