Charlie Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Charlie Inspirational Larry Love Standing
Charlie Sheen is to stand up comedy to what Larry Flynt is to standing up. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I never did stand-up. If I've been funny ever, it was with other actors. — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
I was hoping for big TV, film, and this and that, but stand-up was the only thing I knew. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life. — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing… — Johnny Knoxville Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
“My God, Joseph, your toasted sandwiches are the fucking shit. You do know that right?” — Beth Ashworth Copy Share Image
Black music has always known, and not been afraid to acknowledge just how high the stakes of Black thought are. To summarize the final… — Frank B. Wilderson III Copy Share Image
I felt pretty good growing up. I didnt feel a lot of prejudice or racism. But I do remember, if there was going to… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go,… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
Part of the strength that Charlie and I have as a team is we've been able to keep our priorities straight through our entire… — Meryl Davis Copy Share Image
Magic Sandra’s seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
There are people that I am in love with, totally in love with them. I would die for them. I love Michelangelo. I love… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
51% of the French people - who are not very religious - were thinking that what "Charlie Hebdo" did was unwise. They aren't asking… — Tariq Ramadan Copy Share Image
“The most important thing had always been what other people thought-appearances before herself or her family. And righteous about it. Time and again Matt… — Daniel Keyes Copy Share Image
In film roles, I play a lot of heavies and a lot of bad guys, so I tend to be the jokester and the… — Bob Gunton Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
