Apples Quote by Jay Leno

Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.

— Anthony Jeselnik

He couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less…

— Anonymous

Child, that is why all the rest are now a horror to her. That is what happens to those who pluck and eat fruits…

— Anonymous

Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids

— Anonymous

You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

— Anonymous

“Come on, people. Doesn't anybody remember how to take a big old knife, whack open a pumpkin, scrape out the seeds, and bake it?…

— Barbara Kingsolver

I ate the apple with the rotten worm in it

— C-DASH

The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.

— John Updike

Almost all my life Ive been frightened and afraid, Ive been best friends with a razor blade with the fissure on my wrist Ive…

— Anonymous

Why don't you swallow razor blades?

— Lou Reed

“As I was standing in my kitchen cooking yesterday, a quiet task that causes my mind to begin reminiscing (similar to washing dishes, cleaning…

— Paula Heller Garland

I was actually a fruitarian at that point in time. I ate only fruit. Now I'm a garbage can like everyone else. And we…

— Steve Jobs