Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Who needs a thermometer? That’s what my nipples are for.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Off to get the thermometer I feel my body temperature rising which can only mean 1 thing--------theres a rant coming on..” — Cal Sarwar on facebook Copy Share Image
“I’ll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you’re at it, I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, January?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It's always amazed me how so many can people have more degrees than a thermometer, but if common sense was explosive... they couldn't blow… — Gibson Michaels Copy Share Image
“With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That anticipation spiked in a way I felt it in my nipples. My nipples. Oh dear.” — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two are faux nipples).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started dripping on the carpet.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
