Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The only thing I like about hamburgers…I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”…

— Alice Clayton

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“What true materialist would settle for a MacDonald's hamburger?”

— John Gardner

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“I may be an idiot,” he said gravely, “but I would never eat a hamburger cooked by a clown.”

— Anthony Marra

“    "Now you two spindly Earthmen are going to have the best meal of your lives! Broiled dinosaur on real Venusian black bread!”

— Carey Rockwell

“Stories, like food, lose their flavor if cooked in a hurry.”

— Ngũgĩ wa Thiong’o

“How would you like to be in the middle of a Vega sandwich?”

— Santino (Sonny) Hassell

“Will everyone stop eating dinosaurs?' she frowned.”

— Neale Osborne

“But as with my grandmother's cooking, the food wasn't food. It was story: ours was the dad who liked to take safe chances, who…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“I took a bite of lobster meat with rice. It was quite tasty. 'Arguing the morality of slaughter will send you into a tailspin…

— Julie Powell