Quote by Anthony Marra

“Eat it, clown!”

— Richie Alicea

“It’s worse than you can imagine. An idiot surrounded by clowns.”

— Michael Wolff

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“Are you just going to stand there frying hamburgers while your child could be dying in a fire?”

— Yōko Ogawa

“His dinner included three hamburgers and two orders of fries. I had no idea where those calories went. To his ego, maybe?”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“The only thing I like about hamburgers....I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“I am not an idiot. It's just that sometimes there are things that I don't want to know.”

— Alice Hoffman

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“I don’t care if people say that I am staying hungry and foolish.”

— Santosh Kalwar

“... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger.”

— Robert Galbraith

“Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill: There is shit in the meat.”

— Eric Schlosser

“There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooked?” and that is: Rare.”

— Jarod Kintz