Hamburger Quote by John Gardner

“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth…

— Philip K. Dick

“To think that between a Hamburger and a Humburger, she would - invariably, with icy precision - plump for the former.”

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“The only thing I like about hamburgers…I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“I believe I should be able to treat my hamburger like food, not like infectious fucking medical waste.”

— Anthony Bourdain

“Going to McDonalds for heath food is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.”

— Alex Lawrence

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s only one way to respond to, “How do you like your dinosaur burger cooked?” and that is: Rare.”

— Jarod Kintz

“in an ideal world, you’d be able to pick beef puddings from a beef pudding tree.”

— K.J. Parker

“On considering adultery - Why go out for hamburger when I can have steak at home?”

— Paul Newman

“In Southern California it didn't make any difference anyhow where you went; there was always the same McDonaldburger place over and over, like a…

— Philip K. Dick

Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little…

— Russell Brand