Humor Quote by Vladimir Nabokov

“If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?”

— Jonathan Goldstein

“Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm going to fall in love with a hamburger.”

— Ruth Harris

“What true materialist would settle for a MacDonald's hamburger?”

— John Gardner

You've never had a hamburger before?" asks Christine, her eyes wide. "No," I say. "Is that what it's called?" "Stiffs eat plain food," Four…

— Veronica Roth

“Would you agree with the statement: Love is a hamburger? If yes, would you like to add cheese for only 99 cents?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The only thing I like about hamburgers....I don't like em!”

— Rhodolith De-irio Cuambot

“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And— and…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Someday, he thought, it’ll be mandatory that we all sell the McDonald’s hamburger as well as buy it; we’ll sell it back and forth…

— Philip K. Dick

“She tastes like the air around me, hunger and urgency, and— Green apple Jolly Ranchers?”

— Rachel A. Marks

“I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“And then Mum spoons the coffee a little as if she’s having fantasies of flinging it in Britt-Marie’s face. But in a controlled way.”

— Fredrik Backman