Bags Quote by Jennifer Weiner

“Only two bags, huh?" Helga was eighty, feisty, and the fastest knitter Elsie had ever seen. “We’ll have to work on that. It’s not…

— Debora Geary

“He had a charm about him sometimes, a warmth that was irresistible, like sunshine. He planted Saffy triumphantly on the pavement, opened the taxi…

— Hilary McKay

“When it came to secrecy the old man had such a stick up his ass that he was like a corndog with legs.” “Heh”

— Larry Correia

“We have to go," I replied, ready to throw everything I felt for Peter in the nearest trash and tie up the bag. Let…

— Dani Alexander

“If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”

— Dolly Parton

“Tessie and I lay in our chairs, listening to wax being violently removed. 'Oh my!' cried the large lady. 'Is nothing,' belittled Helga. 'I…

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“Yes, I enjoy the occasional bulge, but this bulge was verging on concealed weapon status. If he continues to run around in these spandex…

— L.H. Cosway

“Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on…

— Abigail Barnette

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

— Robert Pattinson

“That's why when Peter started talking to me in homeroom this morning, i soaked up his attention like a doughnut dipped in coffee. The…

— Randa Abdel-Fattah

“Even his shoulders, back & buttocks had hair, only less. And you could hardly see his penis. It was so little & limp &…

— Nicholas Chong

Help, help, cried Piglet, "a Heffalump, a Horrible Heffalump!" and he scampered off as hard as he could, still crying out, "Help, help, a…

— Piglet