Sleep Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from, we’d know where…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make all your dreams come true. Well, not all of them. Just the ones that are happening while…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate and steal all the covers while we’re asleep—and film me shivering and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a Portable Night Generator. Just stretch it over your head, blocking your eyes from the sun in the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in training, to provide resistance and increase strength and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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— Jarod Kintz